(Made up while riding my bike this morning.)
Jalapeno, Hey! There’s a gringo.
Give it to him. See what he does.
Will he get real red and sweat?
Will he take another yet?
Not my bet.
Red and sweat?
He’ll get real wet.
Senor Gringo, here’s jalapeno.
Take a bite now. It is really good.
(Sung to the tune of “Alouette”)