There should be a law...

This guy should be arrested, but it is funny!

How to get a free meal at McDonald's

Mum's the word...

Wish I could remember this: "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact." -George Eliot

Caps off please...

If you have Pepsi caps with pepsistuff.com codes, send them my way. I'm collecting them. Thanks! If you want to know why you're doing this for me, it's because you are kind and generous and have no use for the codes or the caps.

Really!?

"Tact is for those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
- found on a friend's Facebook profile (source unknown)

What we really want...

"We may imagine we want a thousand different things, but God is the one we really long for. His presence brings satisfaction; his absence brings thirst and longing. Our longing for Heaven is a longing for God - a longing that involves not only our inner beings, but our bodies as well. Being with God is the heart and soul of Heaven. Every other heavenly pleasure will derive from and be secondary to his presence. God's greatest gift to us is, and always will be, himself."

(Randy Alcorn, Heaven, (c)2004 Eternal Perspectives Ministries, p. 165)

Smarter...

Richelle and I had a contest running throughout EMT training. I was trying to beat her score in my class. My teacher didn't calculate my scores correctly, so I fell less than two percentage points short. (I know I sound like a sore loser, but I've done the numbers on my tests don't match what I know I scored...I'M NOT BITTER OR ANYTHING!)

So I thought I'd beat her on the National Registry. I took the test, passed and awaited the results with bated breath. I got a note from bot the National Registry and the state board of EMS. They don't give out percentage scores any more.

So I made Richelle a nice button to post on her Facebook bulletin board anyway. I'm sure I beat her. She'll never admit it though. ARGH!!!