A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead."Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the surprised homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in her turn.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
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