I'm a preacher, so I can tell this joke on myself...
A minister, a lawyer and a physician went deer hunting together. A buck stepped out in front of the hunters and all three men fired their guns at the same time. The deer dropped dead. Upon inspecting the kill it was discovered only one bullet had actually struck the deer.
To determine who shot the animal and thus who would get the rack and take home the meat; the physician examined it for pathological evidence, the lawyer relied on crime scene experience, and the minister prayed.
After a very thorough examination thephysician and the lawyer determined with out doubt, the minister was the only one who could have fired the fatal shot. The bullet went in one ear and out the other.
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