evil dog stalks dailymile

imagine my alarm when i logged into dailymile this morning and found evil dog there! his snarling visage sent shivers down my spine. his message: 'it's much easier to chase mike if i follow him on daily mile...' his motivation: 'i'll beat you...woof woof woof, woof woof...' thankfully, i noticed at the top of his profile that evil dog hasn't started training. whew! that's a relief! (thanks to my dailymile friend, kris, for bringing evil dog to life online.)