It's 30 degrees (F) out right now. Wind chill of 19. Since I got something about cold from a friend with Iowa connections today, I thought I'd post it. It certainly applies to Kansas and her residents too.
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Iowa sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windowsdown.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Iowa have the last cookoutbefore it gets cold.
20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Iowans close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Iowa let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Iowa start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Iowa public schools will open 2 hours late