I thought I’d give you a heads up. Masked bandits are coming to town next Friday. Trust me. They always do on October 31st. Never fails. And the cops do nothing to stop them.Here’s how they operate…
They ring your doorbell and when you answer, they hold out a sack or a bucket and demand you pay up or else.
“Trick or treat?” is a threat, you know? It’s extortion, pure and simple. “Give me something good to eat,” the little candy-grubbers demand, “or I’ll put mustard in your oatmeal and make noises like a sick cat outside your window while you’re trying to sleep.”
The Mob has nothing on young Halloweeners. Be prepared…or else!
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