STUPID RUNNER ALERT: Do not let your children read this post. It contains material that is deemed inappropriate by the Weather Safety Commission. This account of a man's morning workout includes outdoor activity during a Severe Thunderstorm Alert. If you allow your children to read it, you are now liable for them if they attempt any of the things that follow. This concludes this Stupid Runner Alert.
I woke up to thunder and lightning. I really wanted to run. I looked out the window. It wasn't raining. I looked at the radar. The worst of the storm was past. I decided I'd go for a run. I stayed close to home. I got soaked with sweat. It was fun. I was not struck. That would not have been fun. (garmin data)