through danville fair

"through danville fair"
(to the tune of "the animal fair")

i rode through danville fair.
mr. booker and boese were there.
they slept in their rooms
while i by the moon
was pedaling my two-wheeled chair.
mr. booker he'd have thunk
if he saw me that i was drunk.
but to ride outside in the moolight so bright
is the ultimate fun for this hunk,
this hunk, this hunk, this hunk, this hunk.
(21.93 miles @ 16.7mph)