WELL, HAVE I GOT THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
yes, for only 3 easy payments of $19.95, i will introduce you to the two greatest workout tools around. they are guaranteed to get you in shape, IF YOU USE THEM! these two items are SO convenient that you don’t need to store them under your bed, or in your closet or even in you workout room (if you have one).
you can take these two workout tools with you wherever you go and you will never know the difference that you are carrying them. no extra weight! no extra space!
going on a business trip? no problem!
going to an out-of-town wedding? no problem!
taking a family vacation? no problem!
yes folks, you can take these two convenient workout tools with you anywhere! just send me 3 easy payments of $19.95 and you will be on your way to a -
THINNER!
LEANER!
FITTER YOU!!!
just ask this satisfied customer:
i started using these products and in three months i lost nearly 25 lbs!!!
-luau (satisfied customer since november 2008)
call/email/tweet/text to order now – operators are standing by… all major credits cards and paypal accepted. sorry, no COD.
oh, you want to know what this product is before you send me your money? hmm. well, if i tell you, what’s to guarantee that you will still send me your 3 easy payments of $19.95?
aw, what the heck. you don’t need to send me anything, because I see you already HAVE the tools with you!
that’s right! they are your hands and your feet!
with your hands (and the arms that are attached to them) you can do one of the greatest overall exercises out there – the push up! If you can’t do a single one, don’t fret - my friend steve can get you on the right path – for free!!!
and with your feet, you can do this amazing old school exercise called running! yes, running! again, if you don’t think you are ready to run, no need to worry, because there are free – FREE!!! – programs out there to get you started.
so, no more excuses. no more “i don’t know what to do.” no more “i don’t belong to a gym.” no more “i don’t have the equipment!”
YOU have the tools, right there, right now.
now get to work!
i’ll settle for one payment of $19.95! call now!
- run luau run blog
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